Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Housework that I do that will never count as housework aka What do you want, a medal? #DadDirt



You know that you are a Great British Dad when...
...chores you claim for are disallowed.


Housework that I do, that will never count as housework
aka What do you want... a medal?

- setting up the wi-fi

- hoovering the car

- filling or even changing the water filter

- clearing things off the TV box

- rinsing the recycling

- getting change for parking meter

- charging up toothbrushes or any item or gadget

- bulk buying birthday cards

- tupperware reconciliation

- hosing down the kids

- emptying tumble dryer fluff tray

- devising digital photo storage “solution”

"Remember your guide.
If it doesn’t take as long for episiotomy stitches to heal... do not bring it up."


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