Friday, 16 June 2017

My Dairy Alternative vs My Big Belly #DadDirt



You know that you are a Great British Dad when...
...you look at the stuff that you put in your body.


They put sugar in my dairy alternative.

Second ingredient.

Water. Sugar. Almonds (brackets 2%)

I have dairy alternative for my health.

In my head.

Meanwhile in my belly...

SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR

I like dairy alternative for my health.

And I like my belly.

I must really like being healthy.

Because my belly is big.


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